This is from my Howrse page just 'cause it was fun to write.



Why anyone would ever get onto MY page, I have no idea, but, just in case someone ever does, I will write random things to entertain you and make it less of a time waster for you. Hopefully, you will at least get a bit of entertainment out of this page, even if it is not enough to make you ever want to come back here.

So...I will share a random thought pattern of mine here. It may be offensive to any religious people reading it,so if you are sensitive, skip this part. If God controls us all, that makes him me and me him. It also makes him you. If he is you and I am him, does that mean that I am you?! I don't wanna be you! You were encouraging me to hurry up ahead of you, meaning you didn't want me around, meaning you hate me, meaning you want to kill me! So, if I am you and you want to kill me, that means I really want to kill me. That means I'm suicidal! Why didn't my counselor catch my suicidal tendencies?! Is he that blind? Wait! If I am God and God is everyone, that means that I am my counselor! I'm blind!!! Why am I crossing the street if I'm blind? Why do I read constantly?! Does that mean I don't really read? Does that mean that when I thought I was reading, I was having hallucinations? Does that mean I am schizophrenic?! Why have I not been taking meds for this? NO! I'm already in need of drugs! I'm a druggie! I'm gonna go to jail and become a hobo. That means that I'm gonna smell bad. If I smell bad, no one will want to be near me. If no one goes near me, I will run out of drugs, if I run out of drugs, I will go through withdrawal, if I go through withdrawal, I will go to the hospital. If i go there, they will try to stab me with a needle. I will then go berserk and attack them all. They will send me to a mental facility with all the other crazies. So, this makes me a blind, schizo crazy with no one who cares about me, 'cause they all left when I started to stink, and I will be forced to befriend a friendly male nurse. This nurse will turn out to be another crazy in the facility, I could not tell because I could not see though. The crazy I befriended will attack me and I will be forced to cut off his guy parts to defend myself...etc...


Now, to people who know me, I will go to a few inside jokes.

I still can't believe you gave me the ORANGE one! I made it perfectly clear I wanted the ORANGE one! You did this just to spite me huh?

He will not "drink me up"!

TONY!!!

Get them out of my bellybutton!

What's wrong with my face?!

Butter and plastic...half melted...

I'm funny tasting toast...

Marinara sauce or taco sauce?

My hair is NOT hyper!!! <shhh...just wait until she leaves. then you can get back to your mad rave party...>

It was not a glue stick!

Why do they always pick ME as their ride? can't they use some other car?

TONY!

I dun like That One Guy...he's so creepy...being in my window...trying to kill me with his car...not nice!